Just watching the best South Park ever. Marty, you know the one, no not trapper keeper 2000, Christian Rock band! Why is it so good, while lines like
"Cartman:[when Token seems out of earshot] I'm going to kill you one day, Token."
and
"Detective:[somberly, dramatically] Man must learn to think of these horrible outcomes before he acts selfishly or else... I fear... recording artists will be forever doomed to a life of only semi-luxury."
You have to see it to get it, but if you cannot find the episode or be bothered to read the whole script then a highlight is:
[Cartman's house. He, Token and Butters begin to practice] | |
Cartman: | All right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. [some sheet music is shown. Cartman has already crossed out the original author's name] See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with [writes next to "baby"] Jesus. All right, Butters, give me a beat. [Butters doesn't understand, but starts drumming. It's rather good] Okay, nice. Very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line. |
Token: | I don't know how to play bass. [Butters stops] |
Cartman: | [Sighs, has his left fist on his forehead, eyes shut] Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass. |
Token: | I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes! |
Cartman: | Be as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! [Token begins to play a bass line, then is surprised that he can actually do it, then realizes that Cartman is right] |
Token: | God-damnit! [Butters joins in and their sounds flow together] |
That and the fact the drummer Butters looks like . . .. well . . I don't know many drummers . . .andyI would not want to single out the only . . drummer I know . . . *cough* Marty *cough* . . . ..
Spot the Marty! ;)
:)
Where as I have more in common with Tim-may . . . .
Hell, I KNOW I am special ;)
2 Comments:
Man, I am so gonna kill you when I come over to the States... ;-)
I mean, Butters. Butters! The butt of all jokes not Token-related ... that's just not cool.
Busted Spain.
'I'm afraid I can't do that Kyle.'
'Ah screw you Cartman!'
'Ehhhhh no screw YOU...!'
Oh and Del, I hate you - give me your job/snow/sofa.
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