Friday, February 10, 2006

Just watching the best South Park ever. Marty, you know the one, no not trapper keeper 2000, Christian Rock band! Why is it so good, while lines like

"Cartman:[when Token seems out of earshot] I'm going to kill you one day, Token."

and

"Detective:[somberly, dramatically] Man must learn to think of these horrible outcomes before he acts selfishly or else... I fear... recording artists will be forever doomed to a life of only semi-luxury."

You have to see it to get it, but if you cannot find the episode or be bothered to read the whole script then a highlight is:

[Cartman's house. He, Token and Butters begin to practice]
Cartman:All right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. [some sheet music is shown. Cartman has already crossed out the original author's name] See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with [writes next to "baby"] Jesus. All right, Butters, give me a beat. [Butters doesn't understand, but starts drumming. It's rather good] Okay, nice. Very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
Token:I don't know how to play bass. [Butters stops]
Cartman:[Sighs, has his left fist on his forehead, eyes shut] Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token:I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes!
Cartman:Be as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! [Token begins to play a bass line, then is surprised that he can actually do it, then realizes that Cartman is right]
Token:God-damnit! [Butters joins in and their sounds flow together]


That and the fact the drummer Butters looks like . . .. well . . I don't know many drummers . . .andyI would not want to single out the only . . drummer I know . . . *cough* Marty *cough* . . . ..

Spot the Marty! ;)


:)


Where as I have more in common with Tim-may . . . .

Hell, I KNOW I am special ;)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I am so gonna kill you when I come over to the States... ;-)

I mean, Butters. Butters! The butt of all jokes not Token-related ... that's just not cool.

3:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Busted Spain.

'I'm afraid I can't do that Kyle.'
'Ah screw you Cartman!'
'Ehhhhh no screw YOU...!'


Oh and Del, I hate you - give me your job/snow/sofa.

3:41 pm  

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